Posted 1 day ago

Just had to get one last good look at my titan before the beta ended… I don’t have any fancy capture equipment, so I had to try to take a really nice cell picture of him to upload.

Posted 1 day ago

noblewing:

the-meta:

goatheart:

I’ve been waiting for this my entire life.

Now that it has arrived my life can truly begin, for I am complete.

FOR GOD’S SAKE, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!?

-progressively gets louder-

(Source: heartbleats)

Posted 1 day ago
yooo
optimuspizza asked

Yooo!!

Posted 1 day ago

My face when I find out that you get the emblem by going to the now temporarily open moon level of the Destiny Beta

Posted 2 days ago

What makes a cuter D&D couple….

A Male Teifling and Female Dwarf
or
A Female Teifling and Male Dwarf?

Posted 2 days ago

barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

2,000 notes.

JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

Sir. SIR! PLEASE tag your grammar porn.

Posted 3 days ago
al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

What about when you and a friend remember the same joke, and you both look at each other like

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

What about when you and a friend remember the same joke, and you both look at each other like

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

Nothing like some heavy bass from the car next to you, to remind you just how empty your stomach is.

Posted 5 days ago

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

image

image

image

image

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

image

"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

I imagine that last line in an old timey voice and it just makes me devolve to laughing like a retarded seal.

Posted 1 week ago

Has anyone ever had that feeling where they go to drink soda, and one of the ice cubes kinda slips in with it. So you’re just sitting there trying to swallow the soda without swallowing the ice cube wrong.

You can’t spit the soda and ice cube back out because that’s just nasty, and if you try to move it around you just end up washing your teeth with it.

Anyone else know that feel?

Posted 1 week ago

New Idea

*ahem*
Code Lyoko Dungeons and Dragons

Think about it. Don’t have to worry about the death penalties from monsters cause the ‘characters’ will just devirtualize back into ‘players’. They’d just have to wait an hour or so to go back in.

Not to mention the person at the computer is the ultimate dungeon master, can spawn monsters, npcs, and gear on a whim.

I mean the digital sea is a different story…. but… still

All the possibilities….

Posted 1 week ago

serenastuckey:

altrutix:

thismissatomicbomb:

I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a heck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just precious.

You have to at least ship their friendship.

And by God i do

I guess you could say we… friend-ship them.

(Source: scaredywolf)

Posted 2 weeks ago

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

If he’s one of the 7 billion… wouldn’t he have 7 billion and ONE buttholes?

Posted 2 weeks ago

I have an idea for another famous cereal pun brand.

Oreo Speedwagons

I’ll take my royalties now.