On this week’s episode of “Children of geek parents raised awesomely”…
comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?
why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important
what do you call a dog that sells drugs?
yeah it’s really only funny in french
Whenever I use a lockstone on a pharros contraption, I laugh and say “That’s right, take it in your dirty whore mouth”
When it’s on the floor, I call it a “dirty floor mouth” instead.
So I made a new character after beating the game with my other one. I wanted to make it mostly dedicated to melee, with enough INT to cast support magic like magic weapon or camo.
I went ahead and made a King Arthur. Blonde hair and muscles and all that, and I have the black armor weapons pack, and one of the strongest was the mace, so I was using it, and my friend was watching me play…
One thing led to another… and I told her “It’s a-mace-ing!!”
Oh my goodness! It just occurred to me that since it’s the ten year Dannyversary, Dark Dan is officially beat! Done! Not happening! Danny doesn’t have to let that haunt him anymore.
I’m not so sure, judging from that gif, he’s STILL trying to get that dirt off his hands
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F
I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?
You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.
Average American Grading Scale:
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
F- 59 and under
oh wow that is fucked up
That’s the college grading scale in America. My high school was worse, anything under a 70 is an F
A = 100-93
B = 92-85
C = 84-77
D = 76-70
F = < 70
You would not have believed my joy when I got to college and the grades weren’t as strict.
Schools: “Okay, we don’t want any inappropriate contact during this dance, we’ll ask you to leave if we see anything too sexual.
Schools: -plays nothing but songs about booty, grinding, sex, getting some, and bending over-