Posted 1 day ago

"GUNTER!"

(Source: wilford-warfstache)

Posted 1 day ago

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

"I have to go to the moon

Posted 3 days ago

"All these boats, Alllllll these boats.

and I still can’t find a Bae.”

Based off this vine.

Posted 5 days ago
emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

I like this ‘sub’-way already

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

I like this ‘sub’-way already

Posted 1 week ago

If guys are always complaining about being in the friendzone… does that mean girls are always complaining about being put in the sexzone?

"Uhg… I keep getting sexzoned by every guy… I try to be friends with them and they’re all like ‘durrr, send me tit pics’…"

Posted 1 week ago

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Omocat

Pretty Boy

One of my favorite things about this comic will always be the friends who supported their bro falling in love with a pretty boy, to the point where they even helped fight off the bullies.

Nominated for best supportive friends.

Posted 1 week ago

That one scene in Destiny

They used a different version of the voice for some of Ghost’s lines after completing the first mission and getting the NLS drive.

Before… during the beta, Ghost sounded like he was a talent manager that had just found THE next big thing.

You just killed an Archon… and we got a warp drive. This could cripple the fallen. …I have to get you to the speaker.

After… the game we have now, he just sounds so unimpressed, like “eh, I’ve seen better.”

You just killed an Archon, and we got a warp drive; this could cripple the fallen. I have to get you to the speaker.”

Posted 1 week ago

Destiny Exotic Weapon Missions

Anyone know anything about these? I know there isn’t a lot of info out yet about them, but I’m worried that the reward is the same. I’m very picky about my weapons.

From what I’ve seen…-A Light in the Dark: Is where you have to beat the giant ogre strike on the moon as the first part, gives you a depleted hand cannon.

From what I’ve heard…
-The second choice of three, gives you a pulse rifle
-The third choice of three, A Dubious Task, gives you a shotgun.

Any info on these would be very helpful, to me and hopefully others.
Additionally, I’m open to any Destiny questions, as a beta player I would love to help out anyone that needs assistance.

Posted 1 week ago
perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

Looks like someone’s a little mad that they’re loafing around instead of making bread art. Their manners are toast.

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

Looks like someone’s a little mad that they’re loafing around instead of making bread art. Their manners are toast.

Posted 1 week ago

rockandrollchick:

Deanmon. Deanmon. DEANMON.

I CAn’t

Deanmon makes him sound like a Digimon.

Deanmon digivolve into… Broken Seal Deanmon

Posted 2 weeks ago

stunningpicture:

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off

Uh no. That’s Rainbow Road. The track that turns friendships into restraining orders.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Has anyone else ever been really hot/warm, and the only way they can try to cool down is to think of a song in their head that gives them goosebumps?

Am I the only one that does this?

Posted 3 weeks ago

princessrinielle:

Become a huntress/hunter at Beacon Academy. Enjoy. .U.

Fox Faunus
I have a battle axe that doubles as a dust conduit

My strength is putting myself on the line for my team
My weakness is being unable to express what I want for myself

and I become friends with Yang

…I might have to make this character to stash away for rp

Posted 3 weeks ago
Gender doesn’t really feel like an either/or decision, feels more like the color slider

Gender doesn’t really feel like an either/or decision, feels more like the color slider

Posted 4 weeks ago

alaiziathebluewitch:

ask-stylus:

thewomanfromitaly:

pageofmelody:

chesiresailboats:

frostbackscat:

I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!

wow she certainly is 

busty

image

this post changed my life forever

Fantastic.

I always thought she was like a time lord lol

This is the greatest Magic Schoolbus related thing I have ever seen. This is even better than finding out she was a timelord.

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until right NOW.

(Source: frostbackcat)