Posted 2 days ago

Has anyone ever had that feeling where they go to drink soda, and one of the ice cubes kinda slips in with it. So you’re just sitting there trying to swallow the soda without swallowing the ice cube wrong.

You can’t spit the soda and ice cube back out because that’s just nasty, and if you try to move it around you just end up washing your teeth with it.

Anyone else know that feel?

Posted 6 days ago

New Idea

*ahem*
Code Lyoko Dungeons and Dragons

Think about it. Don’t have to worry about the death penalties from monsters cause the ‘characters’ will just devirtualize back into ‘players’. They’d just have to wait an hour or so to go back in.

Not to mention the person at the computer is the ultimate dungeon master, can spawn monsters, npcs, and gear on a whim.

I mean the digital sea is a different story…. but… still

All the possibilities….

Posted 1 week ago

serenastuckey:

altrutix:

thismissatomicbomb:

I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a heck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just precious.

You have to at least ship their friendship.

And by God i do

I guess you could say we… friend-ship them.

(Source: scaredywolf)

Posted 1 week ago

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

If he’s one of the 7 billion… wouldn’t he have 7 billion and ONE buttholes?

Posted 2 weeks ago

I have an idea for another famous cereal pun brand.

Oreo Speedwagons

I’ll take my royalties now.

Posted 2 weeks ago

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partlysmith:

d0cpr0fess0r:

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It gets even better when you remember that Flats is a bully who likes to hurt people for no reason and that Spongebob is easily upset and barely understands how the outside world works.

I think the raid is better represented by a carefree spongebob beating up a sobbing flats

Posted 2 weeks ago

New Meme

"This isn’t even my final fantasy"

It’ll get funnier with the release of each FF game

Posted 2 weeks ago

The more empty the ketchup bottle becomes, the more people will try to ration that last bit.

No one cares how much they use when it’s full, right?

Posted 2 weeks ago

#So sick of your shit gobber

#Not the time for that gobber

(Source: timelordemort)

Posted 2 weeks ago

Before the steam sale, I came across a title on steam called Guns of Icarus. I saw it was on sale and got the group pack, but no one seemed to want to play it.

So I still have two Guns of Icarus game passes I can exchange to people over steam. The first two people who are interested can just send me a message and we’ll trade steam names and I’ll pass it out to the first two people.

Posted 2 weeks ago

sixpenceee:

Entity is another cool horror game. It starts out slow but as you see from the above screenshots, it gets creepy real fast. 

It kind of reminds me of sleep paralysis because of the line said by the girl “I can’t move my body…”

Yikes! 

PLAY ENTITY HERE

Pink and green blobs have to be clicked on

Giants spiders you have to click and drag to the trash can.

Close the closet door quick when it opens to prevent small spiders. The lamp gets rid of them.

Click the hands.

When Tv men show up, click the little button on the tv to turn it off

Headless ghosts, click the blue skull.

When the big centepede thing pops from under the bed, get the flyswatter.

When the creepy red-light bug appears, take a picture of it. It’s invisible unless you roll your mouse over it, so you won’t see if coming unless you move your mouse around to the right and check every so often.

Fireball just needs the water bottle. Use it on fireballs too to put them out.

Teddy bear, drop the teddy bear on it, just click and drag it to its shadow then put it back on the shelf.

When that ‘shadow’ thing appears in the side of the room, just struggle a lot with the arrow keys. It said something about facing it, and not turning your back on it, but I don’t know what that means.

Aliens, put your mouse over them and press the space bar.

Whenever you encounter something, it appears in the monster book and gives you a slight clue about how to beat them. I haven’t gotten any further than beating the shadow, and facing another set of long constant waves of monsters. Everything just stops coming at me and nothing happens anymore, except shadow guy pressing his face against the window with lightning.

Posted 2 weeks ago

What if there were status ailments in video games that kept you from pausing?

From saving?

…From quitting?

Posted 2 weeks ago

gundamdick:

justacleverruse:

whoa can we just talk about this game

I played it for like 5 hours last night

it’s a flash platforming game with a philosophical dilemma at the end of each level, which is essentially the coolest thing ever

it keeps track of your answers and at the end plots you on a graph with a bunch of famous thinkers/historical figures (I ended up nearest amelia earhart, go figure I did like 15 book reports on her in elementary school) and lets you know what type of thinker you are

I also thought the avatar creator was pretty cool because it doesn’t explicitly force you to pick boy or girl

the controls are a little janky but overall I thought the level design was really nice and the last few levels manage to be both fun and challenging

good game. would recommend. you should be playing this

This game is amazing everyone should play it at least once.

And if your a writer play it as your character its really interesting.

I like this game, but at the same time it frustrates me because there’s no grey area. These are huge questions, and a lot of them I had a bit of a tough time picking one or the other. It’s a great game though.

Tried really hard to win all the games against the guardians without a loss or tie, didn’t work. Lost at the very last match.

(Source: quriosity)

Posted 2 weeks ago

myjusticecake:

flutiebear:

lastlabyrinth:

#I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR

This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced.

This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY.

Why do I feel like this is the kind of thing that the trickster would be behind?

Posted 3 weeks ago

Why hello there danger, my old friend

Welcome to Turbo Dismount