Posted 15 hours ago


did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

Waterbending? Yes. Waterbending…? No…

-suspicious glances-

Posted 1 day ago
On this week’s episode of “Children of geek parents raised awesomely”…

On this week’s episode of “Children of geek parents raised awesomely”…

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 1 day ago



HOLY SHIT!!!!!………….. my heart stopped and its still not beating


What is going on.

Posted 5 days ago




comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french


Posted 6 days ago



sitting in chemistry like


More like


"Name two lanthanides"

"Name an ionic compound"

"What was Homer Burton Adkins known for?"


Posted 6 days ago


sitting in chemistry like


More like

Posted 1 week ago

Dark Souls ll Confession

Whenever I use a lockstone on a pharros contraption, I laugh and say “That’s right, take it in your dirty whore mouth”

When it’s on the floor, I call it a “dirty floor mouth” instead.

Posted 1 week ago



honey pack your bags

I really hope Benedict Cumberbatch and Robert Downey Jr are on that list…

Posted 1 week ago

Bad Dark Souls 2 Pun

So I made a new character after beating the game with my other one. I wanted to make it mostly dedicated to melee, with enough INT to cast support magic like magic weapon or camo.

I went ahead and made a King Arthur. Blonde hair and muscles and all that, and I have the black armor weapons pack, and one of the strongest was the mace, so I was using it, and my friend was watching me play…

One thing led to another… and I told her “It’s a-mace-ing!!”

Posted 1 week ago
what if they wanted ur magic peen to be the size of a house?
Anonymous asked


I aim to plz

Posted 1 week ago



Oh my goodness! It just occurred to me that since it’s the ten year Dannyversary, Dark Dan is officially beat! Done! Not happening! Danny doesn’t have to let that haunt him anymore. 


I’m not so sure, judging from that gif, he’s STILL trying to get that dirt off his hands

Posted 1 week ago


And here we see Markiplier demonstrating his flawless acting skills.

I love seeing him act or dress up. He has some interesting roles in videos.

Posted 2 weeks ago





Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

oh wow that is fucked up

That’s the college grading scale in America. My high school was worse, anything under a 70 is an F

A = 100-93
B = 92-85
C = 84-77
D = 76-70
F = < 70

You would not have believed my joy when I got to college and the grades weren’t as strict.

(Source: jonbutter)

Posted 2 weeks ago

Schools: “Okay, we don’t want any inappropriate contact during this dance, we’ll ask you to leave if we see anything too sexual.

Schools: -plays nothing but songs about booty, grinding, sex, getting some, and bending over-

Posted 2 weeks ago

My reaction when I go to a dance

"Great dance tonight! Only 12 pregnancies and 5 less anal virgins after the grinding songs"